Friday Fluff

*1. How old will you turn in 2009?*

I turned 30.

*2. Do you think you will be married by then?*

I was. I married at 29, got pregnant with G, and had her in 2009.

*3. What do you look forward to most in the next 3 months?*

It not being december anymore. That's all I got. The universe can suck it. That's a lie. I look forward to G, tattoos and running shoes.

*4. Do you like to say I told you so?*

I don't. I'd rather you just agree with me in the first place.

*8. What were you doing at 1:30 am?*

Sleeping.

*9. What were you doing at 3:00 am?*

Still sleeping. That's what vodka is for yo.

*10. When was the last time you saw your mom?*

Thanksgiving? I will see her again on saturday for G's first Nutcracker!! YAY!! Oh, I guess I'm looking forward to that.

*11. What is your mood?*

Super angry. You know what's awesome about having a miscarriage during the holidays? When it doesn't work. For fucks sake. Why yes I do want to take more pills and then if it still doesn't work go have surgery. Let's ring in the new year right. I must have been the biggest asshole in a past life. I do like being knocked the fuck out on those good drugs though. Mmmmmmm anesthesia....

*12. How many houses have you lived in?*

4 houses. This is not counting apartments.

*13. How many city/towns have you lived in?*

6.

*15. Are you a social person?*

I am. I miss people.

*16. What was the last thing you ate?*

Shitty chinese buffet. I do not eat enough to justify paying for buffet. Not ever. Why do I keep forgetting that?

*21. Do you like coffee?*

I do. I don't drink it because it makes me all speedy gonzales and I only drink vodka for my non nutritionally beneficial liquid. I don't have the spare calories for the cream and sugar.

*24. Do you shut off the water while you brush your teeth?*

I do. And while G soaps up for washing hands.

*25. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?*

The closest to the door to make it easier to get to G.

*26. Do you know how to play poker?*

Not very well.

*27. What are you thinking about right now?*

How that laundry is not getting put away tonight. *hangs head in shame*

*29. Have you cut your hair this week?*

I DID!! I CHOPPED IT THE FUCK OFF THIS MORNING!!! I'm excited. I love it. Post to follow. *fingers crossed*

*31. Are you a tease?*

I am. I'm flirtatious but with 16 years of monogamous relationships under my belt I certainly am not going to put out.

*33. Have you ever been in an ambulance?*

I have. When I was in a car wreck at 17. I don't remember it. According to my mom it's for the better.

*35. Do you smile often?*

Constantly. Despite the universe's plotting against me.

*36. What color are your bed sheets?*

Awwww yeah, brand new navy flannel sheets up on that bitch! Can't wait to climb in!

*37. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?*

Books.

*38. Do you wear jewelry 24/7?*

My wedding rings and my babies' necklace. I really need to get a better chain for that though, this one is so cheap.

*39. Where do/did you want to go to college?*

I never went. Sometimes I regret this, but sometimes I realize how little I would have done in the space I was in, so I'm good with what I did instead.

*40. Have you heard a rumor about yourself this week?*

Hmmmm. No. Have you?

*41. Who is the funniest person you know?*

My BFF.

*42. What makes you the happiest?*

Being with G. Always.

*Dudes. I just reread this and it's like 12 people wrote this. I am one conflicting emotion after another! And I haven't even started drinking! Wow. That's all I got.