(if that worked I may die of shock)
for Friday Fluff!! bringing back My.spazz one survey at a time!!
What Would You Do If Survey from Quizopolis.com
Stranded in a forest alone - Die. No doubt about it, not a wilderness surviver.
Sensed someone stalking you - I probably wouldn't even notice.
You suddenly developed superhuman strength - I'd pick a bunch of shit up. Like to show off, and let people know I could beat them up.
You saw a dead cat - Be sad.
You saw a dead human - Cry.
Someone anonymously send a love note - I'd be super freaked out. That shit's not cool. Especially when you're married. My ex sent me flowers to my work that he wasn't supposed to know the address to once. I smoked a bunch that day.
You become blind - I'd rather be deaf if it's a choice here...
Your car breaks down beside a graveyard - Call my husband. He is my tow truck. I don't have a problem with graveyards if that's what the point of this question is.
Your bestfriend calls you at 4am - She texts me at that time often. In her defense I'm supposed to have the texting part off or something, and also she's in Australia, so there's a time difference.
You could bring back anyone from 6 feet under - Nah, I'm not really into that.
Someone kept staring at you - Laugh uncomfortably and turn around. Or start texting someone on my phone about the jackwad staring at me.
Someone ate your lunch - I would be really really sad. Maybe even angry. I anticipate the gloriousness of food too often, so if someone stole something I'd been thinking about, heads will roll.
You're at a stranger's funeral - Just, be there?
You got 100 free spray cans - I don't get this one. Of what? I'm not into huffing if that's what you're insinuating.
A horse came chasing after you - Fuck. That. Shit. I wouldn't be somewhere where that's an issue. I like animals, but I am always aware that most of them could kill me if they so wished.
Of course it didn't work. Someday I'll have link abilites. Not today though. Go here to read other friday fluffs.
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Watch out behind you, it's a horse! Fuck that shit indeed.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant.
ReplyDeleteI despise doing the linkie thing, it gives me a coronary every time. And I went to school for this kind of stuff, doesn't help.
You gotta love a guy with a tow truck. Sigh. That's hot.
One of my favorite things about your blog is your inability to link and stuff. I swear. You have found your niche. If you never post another picture or hyperlink another word, you will always have a loyal reader over here.
ReplyDeleteWell, I'm glad you didn't die.
ReplyDeleteIs it just me or is the fact that you live on a mountain that may contain animals or be considered a great camping spot highly amusing?
Cute pic. Thanks. :)
That's right! Stay on the OTHER SIDE of that fence at all costs!!
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