Friday Fluff

Last week SEEKING ELEVATION thought we should have a little 'pick our own adventure' version of Friday Fluff. (There's supposed to be a link there in case that doesn't work.) So the instructions are to go here http://www.quizopolis.com/fun_surveys.php
(fuck it, I'm just copying and pasting that one) and choose our own path. I have to admit this was a tough one for me, I rejected numerous options based on poor grammer/typos and lack of interesting questions, and decided I needed to stop being so stuck up and picked this one. Link up and join!

Random Survey Survey from Quizopolis.com

What are you thinking RIGHT NOW? - That I have spent way too much fucking time trying to pick a survey.

What about NOW? - Wondering if I should go back to the list.

For $100 would you call 911 and tell them you were being abducted by aliens? - No. My friend works at 911, it'd be awkward.

What is under your bed right now? - A bin of my husband's shit, I don't know, memeory stuff.

Do you sing along to cheesy 80s love songs in the car when you're alone? - And 90's. With my daughter and husband in the car no less.

What can you do with a brick? - Umm, shit. Throw it?

Which is worse: being hot or cold while trying to sleep? - Being cold, it's worse no matter what I'm trying to do.

If you had to choose, what kind of fruit would you be? - Grapes.

If you could spend 24 hours as the opposite sex, would you? - Sure.

Are there disgusting leftovers in your refrigerator right now? - I think I just cleaned it out. But it needs to be wiped down really bad.

Have you ever woke up thinking you were somewhere else? - Yes.

Do you believe in closet monsters? - No.

Do you ever look in the mirror and notice your pores? - My zits mostly. And wrinkles. And the reverse vitaligo on my forehead.

If you were trapped with a criminal, who would it be if you could choose? - Hmmm. So vague. Like a convicted one, or one who partakes in criminal activies? Either way I pick my husband.

Are there any repetitive noises you like to make that drive others crazy? - I don't think so.

What song would you like to have played at your funeral? - Funerals are for the living, not the dead, play whatever the hell you want.

Have you ever looked at pictures of yourself and wondered if you really look like that? - Yes.

Would you listen to a band called The Amazing Butt Lemons? - I would.

How many illegal things have you done and not gotten caught? - Like I have a list of that shit. I speed regularly, that's all you're going to get.

Read any good books lately? - I'm ABOUT TO!! One of substance!! By Virgina Woolf!! I'm going to be in a book club online! You should join us! (Sorry I'm really excited about this.)

What is the coolest thing you've ever seen? - My kid.

When was the last time you dusted under your television? - In my living room the tv is a 25 year old huge screen all in one deal. But there are shelves, so I dusted those maybe 3 weeks ago? Fuck. That means we're due.

What is something totally random that gets on your nerves? (besides this quiz) - I like the self depreciation, amusing. People coughing. I don't know, it annoys me.

Is there a ghost in the room with you right now? - No.

If you could walk up and slap someone you really couldn't stand, with no adverse reaction, would you do it? - I'm pretty non violent, but if I were angry enough to want to be violent, a slap isn't going to cut it.

Do you spy on your neighbors? - They are my in laws. No.

What common, everyday sound really grates your nerves? - See coughing above.

Do you leave wet towels on the floor after a shower? - N E V E R. And neither does my husband. I may have married him for that reason alone.

Et tu, Brute? - Que?

Is this the most random quiz you've ever taken? - It was all right.